Today it snowed. Perfect for some peaceful artistic photos. I'll set up a cover for myself, dress warm, make a thermos full of tea and wait for some darling little chickadees to perch on the side of my snowy tea cup.
Waiting, waiting, waiting. Freezing, freezing, gotta pee.
Ten minutes later and all hell breaks loose. The Bluejays have stomped all over my teacup.
Adorable squirrel has wiped out my umbrella, knocked over my chair,
and thrown my tripod out of whack.
At least there's still the porch.